Kitchen conversation...

This is how it went, as the boys and I were setting the table and putting together some dinner.

Lee (10): "...and when he carved the truck he made head lights.."
Gramma: "You had head lice?"
Carrie (from the living room, panic in her voice): "WHO has head lice?"

Another one:

Max (5) isn't feeling well, has tossed his cookies twice already.
Max: "Can I have an apple?"
Mom: "No, you just threw up. An apple will make you sicker."
Max: "No it won't, I'm OK."
Mom: "If you hurl, you clean it up."
Max eats the apple. Max throws up.
Collin (12): "Hey. Apple turnover."

Typical family conversations. No lie. This gang has such a quick sense of humor, keeps us all laughing!